The acting! It is so bad! I cannot stop laughing. The girl who plays Bella is horrid! The makeup jobs! I die a thousand deaths.
Don’t judge. There will be wine and Italian food, and that’s all I care about.
Can Jewish people catch swine flu? If so is it a sin?
PS. I’m a theology major
You’re a theology major? I was a theology major.
Think there are any more of us on tumblr?
Seriously, re-read this. I can’t decide whether to feel very sad for this woman or angry that she is promoting such a scary and damaging view of women’s worth as human beings. (via katoleary)
Fuck that. I’m 120938120X better now at 28 than I was at 23. And I plan for things to continue along this way for a helluva lot longer.
I never thought I’d say this but… Howard Stern is making a hell of a lot of sense here.
i don’t know how to even describe that feeling.
Like you want to Blame it on the Rain?
This morning Matt woke up at 7:30. Madeline was not barking, but we could hear her awake in the kitchen, chewing on her favorite rope toy.
I repeat: Madeline was awake, but was not barking for attention.