I just can’t put the detail thought that you do into them anymore.
I’m like, black with black right? Ugh!
I would love to play dress up with you!
And… I am all about black with black - wait until you see me this winter. It’ll probably be all I wear. Just throw a scarf-as-a-belt or a scarf-as-a-scarf or some fun detail… and you’re instantly Parisian chic!
No, pet store attendant, I do not want to take any shit from you about my 11 month old puppy still being on puppy food. Frenchies usually have a growth spurt at a year, and my vet and I have talked about it, and no, I'm not going to make her fat. Asshole.
If you hear on the news tomorrow night, that southern New England has exploded in a fiery poof of glitter, hair products and funky clothes, it’s because unicornfandance, pandorasmittens AND myself are all hanging out!
YES, we will be in the same city, sitting in the same bar, drinking sangria and sweating.
Ooooh, it’s going to be a good time. A good time, I tell you!