“Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament the sequel. Then the Qu’ran comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There’s still Jesus, but he’s not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn’t shown up yet. Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels. Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn’t count. The Moslems think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much, they started writing fanfiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.”—
I’ve already done a second coat of yellow paint in the second bedroom, after I remove the paint from my body (almost as much as made it onto the walls) I get to go to the dog park and Home Depot, pick up some new faceplates for the second bedroom (HOME OWNERSHIP IS GLAMOUROUS, GUYS).
And maybe the Pearl River Mart. I don’t know. I don’t know if I’ll have enough time.