The caterer for my meeting forgot the dessert platter. Good thing I am always looking for the brownies and noticed before he left.
I shouldn’t have called that woman a bitch. I should have said that she’s insufferable.
I know this woman who, when she asks a man a question, she uses this annoying baby voice. Also she is a bitch. Just FYI.
No really. Name dropping is not how to get your way or impress people.
There is nothing more boring than listening to old men talk about team building exercises they did last month in Germany.
Seriously - she went over and got my phone and brought it to the table and said, “take a picture! Kaylee noodle! Take a picture, Kaylee noodle!”
I HAVE THE CUTEST NIECE EVER. And apparently she’s a future blogger.
Shocker: the food will probably be a BLT from a diner, with a side of dessert of some kind.
I’d say I’ve got the better end of the deal.