January 2011
December 2010
2010 Retrospective:
I’m glancing quickly through my archives and selecting one definitive post from each month in 2010. And by definitive, I mean… what catches my eye and makes me smile most.
JANUARY: Maddie says fuck winter.
FEBRUARY: Can’t choose. First Swedish Fish post. My coworker shows her love, but I still truly become unhinged and upset at work.
MARCH: This is going to be longer than I...
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Why did no one tell me Summer Glau was in that new...
You’re fired. All of you. I LOVE Summer Glau.
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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the...
— Kurt Vonnegut, Hello, Mr. Rosewater
Be kind in 2011, World.
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“Sarah Palin’s hit reality show has come to an end, but the TLC network has...”
– New Palin DVD to be released – CNN Political Ticker
DO. NOT. WANT.
Anonymous asked: You seem to know your foods/cheeses/etc...any thoughts on a great version of baked brie?? Thanks!
Anonymous asked: You seem to know your foods/cheeses/etc...any thoughts on a great version of baked brie?? Thanks!
There is no food in my house.
Ironic, since I’ve spent the last two days making food for other people.
But all I have is stale pretzels and wine.
Why yes, I am watching Doogie Howswer, M.D.
Best decision I’ve made in at LEAST 12 hours.
I judge your poor book and movie choices.
thecupcaketologist-deactivated2 asked: Just had to let you know...you were in my dream last night! You were showing me your closet, which had shoe racks around the perimeter to showcase your 600 pairs of shoes, mainly Proenzas, Kirkwoods and a few pairs of Steve McQueens (yes, Steve, not Alexander, because APPARENTLY, the rogue hunk was on my mind too...and made shoes as well). Hilarious!
My sister lives in Williamsburg but claims that...
Can someone explain this to me?
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2010 was a great year. 2011 is going to be even...
“According to The Hollywood Reporter, plans to have the “Jersey...”
– No New Year’s Eve ball drop for Snooki – The Marquee Blog - CNN.com Blogs
HOW WILL WE GET PAST THIS GREAT NATIONAL TRAGEDY?
thecupcaketologist-deactivated2 asked: Just had to let you know...you were in my dream last night! You were showing me your closet, which had shoe racks around the perimeter to showcase your 600 pairs of shoes, mainly Proenzas, Kirkwoods and a few pairs of Steve McQueens (yes, Steve, not Alexander, because APPARENTLY, the rogue hunk was on my mind too...and made shoes as well). Hilarious!
Compound butter.
If I started selling flavored butters: cilantro butter, roasted garlic butter, honey butter, cinnamon spice butter, maybe even fruit butters (not like apple butter, like real butter with say, strawberries diced and added), would anyone want to buy them?
If so, what flavors would you prefer?
I seriously love this little community that is...
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“I think the media story of the year, in 2010, was the New York Times’ discovery...”
– NBC’s Brian Williams on “Morning Joe,” via The Atlantic Wire. (via langer)
“If you think your co-workers are a handful, take a good look at the characters...”
– ‘30 Rock’ biggest ethics violator on TV – The Marquee Blog - CNN.com Blogs
I hate studies like these.
“I have a gym in my house. The thing is, though, I’m only trying to live longer...”
– Ricky Gervais (via devilduck)
Pretty much.
(via saraplainandtall)
I thought I was the only one.
(via ica-woood)
YES. EVERY DAY. YES.
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Apparently you basically have to wave $100 bills...
Thankfully my sister loves me so much she will pick me up. I’ll spend the night at her husband’s place in Williamsburg and cab or subway it in the morning. Or maybe even subway it from the L tonight.
That is. If I ever get on this plane.
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So.
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