April 2010
March 2010
I find it very nice and symmetrical that A and Z are next to each other on the qwerty keyboard.
Berkeley has far too many e's.
True Fact: Excel Blows Balls
Miley Cyrus: Finally old enough to hate - - Salon.com →
salon.com
Whatever, I’ve been hating her for years.
Hey Coworker -
Just because I sit next to you and I’m really good at my job doesn’t mean that you can ask me questions all day because you’re too lazy to learn or look it up. There’s a reason that I’m short with you, and that I almost always refer you to a chart or a resource that we both have.
In conclusion, please stop.
Love,
Marcia
PS - Also I was listening to a really good song and eating my lunch. Not very good timing. Maybe if you actually stood up and looked over the cube wall you’d realize you were inconveniencing me, instead of just yelling my name.
Guyzzz I am so going to haz a sadz when we stop putting z's on our wordzzzzz.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz! They’re so fun to type!
Oh good. Fainting at work. Now everyone thinks I am a disaster.
Beauty sleep is traditionally the sleep that a young maiden gets before midnight.
Minutes of Beauty Sleep last night: Negative 60.
“The Last Song” is based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks, who also wrote the screenplay. Sparks recently went on record as saying he is a greater novelist than Cormac McCarthy. This is true in the same sense that I am a better novelist than William Shakespeare. Sparks also said his novels are like Greek Tragedies. This may actually be true. I can’t check it out because, tragically, no really bad Greek tragedies have survived.”
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Rogert Ebert rocks. From this review: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100330/REVIEWS/100339997 (via helveticafutura) (via morninggloria)
I hate Nicholas Sparks. I love this review.
I TRIED TO PUT ON MY YOGA PANTS THAT I WORE LAST NIGHT, BUT THEY ARE STILL WET FROM WHEN I WALKED MADELINE TO DAYCARE IN THE DRIVING RAIN THIS MORNING.
I WROTE THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS SO UPSETTING TO ME.
I PUT THEM ON ANYWAY BECAUSE I AM PATHETIC.
Makin’ french dips outta leftover steak.
I do not understand this concept. “Leftover steak.” I am confused.
