Too bad you can't Tumblr Savior "horrifyingly bad...
Apparently Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey dressed up...
I still have Kim's two part wedding extravaganza...
Anyone want to come over for a divorce party?
Fun sized candy bars are better than larger ones.
The chocolate-to-insides ratio is much much better.
Ennui is the new black.
The more I drink this wine the more I dislike it.
Isn’t it supposed to go the other way?
taoistdrunk asked: Capicola, pepperoni, soppresatta, provolone, mixed greens, red onion, tomato, balsamic pesto dressing on ciabatta. This sandwich.
Olive Oil Gelato
People, get on this. Classic Italian. Tastes creamy and rich with hints of really flavorful olive oil. Probably my favorite flavor. Mario Batali makes an amazing one at Otto, and all the real Italian tradition gelatarias will have this flavor. I usually get a small cup with olive oil and then another flavor. I like it with coffee, with strawberry, with chocolate. Katie got hers with Nutella. She...
Sometimes I am walking around or looking at...
Like bruise, and carry heavy weights, and grow hair. And this is me. It’s a crazy meta moment.
My DVR kindly recorded the first 15 minutes of the...
Why are there 20 zillion versions of UNO now?
Regular UNO was good enough for me and I turned out pretty awesome.
I love the Hunger Games but I'm pretty annoyed...
Multiple reasons: I don’t love movie adaptations of books (because of this I’ve never even seen HP) People are going to (ha) obsess about it MY BIRTHDAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME ME ME ME
Weddings! And Love! And Cats! And $8,500! →
heresmyblog: My good friend and roommate, Sarah (mother of this cat) is engaged! I’m trying to win her a contest at Kleinfeld’s, that wedding dress store from ‘Say Yes to the Dress’, so we can go drink champagne and see her try on 10,000 dresses, and whatever else you do there. If you have time and want to help, please click the above link and vote for her! You can read all about her and...
Perry might skip the rest of the presidential... →
I just sent someone who I have no idea if she...
I’m an asshole. A pretentious asshole.
Leila Cohan-Miccio's Pig: A Restaurant
SO, I went with Katie to see Leila’s Pig: A Restaurant at UCB for only $5. (Click for reservations for future shows.) I had high expectations. Leila is a funny lady. This was great, people. I laughed out loud. Continually. I couldn’t stop. It was spot on. Hysterical. Well done. Everyone in NYC, you need to go to this. Support a fellow tumblr. And laugh, laugh, laugh.
I just got home from Leila Cohan-Miccio’s Pig: A Restaurant (amazing, fyi) at UCB and I ordered a grilled cheese from Seamless 8 minutes ago and there has been NO CONFIRMATION EMAIL. If I don’t have a delicious grilled cheese with bacon soon I don’t even know what will happen. Oh wait. I’ll just be hungry. And sad. Pls come soon, grilled cheese with bacon. And waffle...
Me: should I just be Zooey Deschanel for halloween?
Me: with like a dress and my black glasses?
and say dumb things and fall on people all night?
Katherine: Can you be zombie zooey dechanel?
Me: What does that entail?
Katherine: i think the same thing you were planning
but some zombie looking make up
and then you'd be like i'm a zombie
isn't that quirky
i eat brains
American Horror Story
OH. MY. GOD.
When a really sweet, sleepy puppy has been on your lap for about an hour keeping you warm… BUT THEN SHE GETS UP AND LEAVES. AND MY LAP IS COLD.
Lindsey Lohan's father arrested on suspicion of... →
I would think that the Lohans had coordinated all their bad acts so that they could all be in the spotlight at the same time, but I don’t think they’re that smart. Maybe it has something to do with the phases of the moon? Or that sun storm that’s messing with the Northern Lights? Or maybe they’re just awful, awful people.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and...– Mel Brooks
I really just like food.