The toenail came off.
My right foot is truly hideous now. EW.
Things I Have Said I Love Today:
- Bagel Thins
- Shoes with high heels
- Being warm
This list is pretty awesome.
You can take a dog to the sidewalk but you can't make it shit.
“That’s the whole philosophy behind shopping, isn’t it? You try to collect the possessions that seem to belong to the person you want to be, and you think you’ll become that person.” —Rachel Shukert, Everything is Going to Be Great
“It doesn’t matter who the boy being raped is, and it doesn’t matter who is doing the raping, just please, please alert law enforcement,” Pearson added as the 10-year-old boys surrounding him nodded soberly. “And by the way, under no circumstances is it ever okay for an adult to rape a 10-year-old boy, so you really can’t go wrong by calling the police when something like that happens.” —
Of course, it takes The Onion to say what should have been said long ago. What should be common knowledge.
Operation: Occupy Bed
Side-mission: Nest of Pillows.
Obligatory "I'm at yoga post-Thanksgiving" post.