February 2011
Breakdowns caused by CRs today: 3*
CRs I actually had to deal with: 1
How many feelings I am going to eat: ALL OF THEM
*count incomplete, carcass has yet to be dealt with.
I feel profanity adds a level of authority to my posts.
American Idol is still on the air?
Fuck, that show is harder to kill than Two and a Half Men.
“After months of updates to its Like button, Facebook has released an update that fundamentally changes the button’s functionality to that of a Share button. Now after hitting the Like button, a full story with a headline, blurb and thumbnail will be posted to your profile wall. You’ll also be given an option to comment on the story link. Previously, only a link to the story would appear in the recent activity, often going unnoticed by users.”
—Facebook Like button takes over Share button - CNN.com
“What? This guy has the greatest jawline in the history of jawlines and he’s hiding it under this beard?”
—Matt, showing his love for Christian Bale
Maple bacon sticky buns.
I would have taken a picture but I was too busy stuffing my face.
No. Fuck you. My fear of cockroaches is completely rational.
They are horrifying creatures that God has forsaken that only exist to torture me.
I will continue to scream and turn into a quivering, crying, irrational mess every time I see one. Deal with it.
