CRs I actually had to deal with: 1
How many feelings I am going to eat: ALL OF THEM
*count incomplete, carcass has yet to be dealt with.
Fuck, that show is harder to kill than Two and a Half Men.
I would have taken a picture but I was too busy stuffing my face.
They are horrifying creatures that God has forsaken that only exist to torture me.
I will continue to scream and turn into a quivering, crying, irrational mess every time I see one. Deal with it.