A baby has been crying in my apartment building for at least thirty minutes.
It’s gone on so long that it’s making a toddler scream. I might be next.
Why did a Ruby Tuesdays in the Ozarks just call me?
I like when the no name numbers that call me are googlable, but this one’s just funny.
I just took a picture of Maddie sleeping.
Anyone want to see it?
"Thirsty" is a euphemism for "hungover."