Marcia is Amused.

July 2011

Jun 30, 201127 notes

Jun 30, 201139 notes

Jun 30, 201112 notes

Jun 30, 201117 notes

A baby has been crying in my apartment building for at least thirty minutes.

It’s gone on so long that it’s making a toddler scream. I might be next.

Jun 30, 201113 notes

June 2011

Why did a Ruby Tuesdays in the Ozarks just call me?

I like when the no name numbers that call me are googlable, but this one’s just funny.

Jun 30, 201127 notes

Jun 30, 201139 notes

I just took a picture of Maddie sleeping.

Anyone want to see it?

Jun 30, 201113 notes

Jun 30, 201130 notes

Jun 30, 201110 notes

#do you think I can make my forehead glow like that?

Jun 30, 201124 notes

"Thirsty" is a euphemism for "hungover."

Jun 30, 201124 notes

Jun 30, 201116 notes

Jun 30, 201120 notes

Jun 30, 201112 notes

Never giving up on the Oxford comma.

vneckandacardigan:

Deal with it.

Jun 29, 2011158 notes

Jun 29, 201125 notes

Jun 28, 201137 notes

Jun 28, 201123 notes

I had a vasovagal response last night (always completely chew your nachos, kids) and tumblr wouldn't let me post about it. → en.wikipedia.org

Everything but the passing out. So scary.

Jun 28, 201112 notes