“There is a grave and sinister new threat facing our college sons nationwide. College girls are now “vajazzling” their privates with jewels in efforts to tempt our solid, young men into fornicating with them and having babies.”—
What was it that Bridget Jones says*? Something about an occasion calling for very tiny knickers, but knowing that her chances of her knickers being seen improved greatly if she were wearing stomach-minimizing granny panties?
*I know that Bridget Jones did not say this. That either the scriptwriter or Helen Fielding came up with it.