September 2012
August 2012
“Judging an American icon like Clint Eastwood through a typical political lens doesn’t work. His ad libbing was a break from all the political speeches, and the crowd enjoyed it.”
—Romney campaign, on the Clint Eastwood debacle
“That was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at a presidential convention, and it will be the weirdest thing I see at a presidential convention if I live to be 100.”
—Rachel Maddow on Clint Eastwood at the RNC
These warm-up speeches all sound like some weird Bladerunner testimonial shit.
“I could tell he was human because once I went in his office and poked him with a stick and he said ow! It was amazing. He’s totally qualified to be our next human president.”
“His humanity is so human! He married a human and created other little humans. That’s what America needs right now. A leader and a hominid.”
“Once I saw liquids oozing out of his body. I’d vote for him!”
“Other than heavy drinking and tequila, which I obviously don’t think the Romney brothers are doing…”
—Meghan McCain, on MSNBC right now on how she handled being the daughter of the presidential candidate in 2008.
I love cheese as much if not more than the next person.
But it’s not a “body conscious” alternative to meat. It’s a DELICIOUS alternative to meat, but don’t pretend your meal is healthy just because it’s not steak.
"Meat Free" doesn't mean healthy.
I feel that meat/gluten/dairy free is the modern “fat free”… just because it’s missing one thing that’s supposedly bad doesn’t mean it isn’t a huge bad for you calorie bomb.
There is too much misery in the world to be stuck in a prison of your own making.
Daily reminder to be happy.
And this Starbucks just filled with the overwhelming scent of marijuana.
