These warm-up speeches all sound like some weird Bladerunner testimonial shit.
“I could tell he was human because once I went in his office and poked him with a stick and he said ow! It was amazing. He’s totally qualified to be our next human president.”
“His humanity is so human! He married a human and created other little humans. That’s what America needs right now. A leader and a hominid.”
“Once I saw liquids oozing out of his body. I’d vote for him!”
But it’s not a “body conscious” alternative to meat. It’s a DELICIOUS alternative to meat, but don’t pretend your meal is healthy just because it’s not steak.
I feel that meat/gluten/dairy free is the modern “fat free”… just because it’s missing one thing that’s supposedly bad doesn’t mean it isn’t a huge bad for you calorie bomb.
Daily reminder to be happy.
And this Starbucks just filled with the overwhelming scent of marijuana.