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I dreamt that Will Arnett was the most Will Arnett-y villain imaginable and that Tina Fey and I were chasing after him. Tina refused to dye her grey hair and kept throwing cornstarch or baby powder on her head to further accentuate the grey. And we captured him on a plane that was about to take off. First class, naturally.
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When I was in middle school I went to this Christian summer camp for three years. The first two it was basically hippie camp (that’s why we went: we got to ride horses and rappel and hike and etc and it was great) except we had to memorize two bible verses a night. And they told us wasting food was against god (somehow that wasn’t in the bible verses we memorized). The third year it turned into “WALK ACROSS THIS TINY 2x4 BRIDGE WE’VE THROWN UP IN THE BARN OVER A FIRE TO SHOW YOU’VE BEEN BORN AGAIN AND ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART” and I was like #nopenopenope and never went back.
That year also the soda vending machine in the main lodge (which was only A QUARTER for a can of soda!) started dispensing multiple sodas - put in a quarter and hit the button of the soda you want. Then hit it again! Hit it as many times as you want and it will keep dispensing soda as long as you only hit the same button over and over. Basically magic for a bunch of repressed kids.
The entire camp got yelled at for being unchristian and stealing soda. And they disconnected the soda machine for the rest of the week.
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